I became a Dad for the first time on July 22nd 2011. It has taken me until now to lift my lazy sausage fingers away from my fatty butter soda and my bag of cheesy yummy poofs and hop on the interwebs and sketch out a blog about being a father.
My kid is over 2 months old now. Seriously, you would think that I would have found About 2 minutes of free time when he wasn't pooping or peeing on me to make a blog about this stuff.
Call it foreshadowing.
My son's name is Graham Atticus, and he is really cool so far.
I like him best when he is letting me sleep, or when he is smiling at me.
I'm sure there is more, but I am about to eat dinner if he will let me.
Today's advice: Offer your baby a thousand dollars (or some other ridiculous sum of money) to let you have about an hour of free time to make a blog. If he does, then you are screwed, but if he doesn't, you will have a nice excuse as to why you didn't start your fatherhood blog earlier.
Also: keep a ziplock bag of baby wipes on your person at all times. Even when you are away from the baby.
Till next time, I gotta go. The kid is crying.
Best,
Andy
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